Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

Your spouse makes your favorite meal for your birthday, and it is wrapped in aluminum foil.

The MC at a fine-arts performance calls for a round of applause and you are the only one in the room whose clapping is done in a circle.

You didn't mind losing power to your house for three days. It would take at least two weeks for your portable light, cooking, heating, and cooling equipment to get tiresome.

You don't have to buy a pine scented air freshener for your car. The annual Christmas Wreath fundraiser leaves your car smelling pine-fresh all winter without need of artificial scents.

You don't have time for internet porn, because you are addicted to too many scouting websites.

Your local council doesn't offer a Jamboree travel package to your liking, so you call the neighboring five councils and join their contingent instead.

You regularly wear a drinking cup clipped to your belt.

You are one of three scouters at your roundtable meetings that are older than the insignia on your uniform.

You buy a Chevrolet Caprice strictly for the fleur-de-lis hood ornament.

Your home decor includes what some would consider a "shrine" with neckercheifs and patrol photos.

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