Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

You know at least 3 boys who all refer to the same rock as 'the poop rock', and all have used it multiple times.

Someone asks to see your ID and you show them the insignia on your shirt

You won't let your neighbors use your pool unless they have someone who is Safe Swim Defense certified, and they have a BSA certified lifeguard.

Your checks feature a fleur-de-lis, the BSA logo, scenes from your favorite scout camps, or Norman Rockwell scout paintings.

People ask to hunt in your front yard

You carry your own toilet paper everywhere you go.

You cannot walk by a piece of trash without picking it up.

Every time you sit in front of the TV, your hands are busy sewing on scout badges and hemming your new uniform pants.

You get to that monday morning meeting at the office and can't remember which hand to shake.

You don't know how to cook for fewer than twelve.

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