Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

You regularly wear a drinking cup clipped to your belt.

You order a meal at a restaurant, or see a dish prepared on FoodNetwork, and think, "now how could I make this in a Dutch Oven?"

Your special occasion table cloth is made of the Maclaren tartan.

You buy a Chevrolet Caprice strictly for the fleur-de-lis hood ornament.

You raise your hand in the scout sign at a heated business meeting.

Your son hides his copy of Boys Life from you so that he can get a chance to read it.

Your Christmas gifts include a dutch oven, dutch oven cookbooks, a dutch oven lid-lifter, a charcoal chimney, and various other camping gadgets - and you have not been the Scoutmaster for over 5 years.

Your first thought about a Major holiday dinner is, "How can I do it all in Dutch Ovens?".

Wearing a tie instead of a neckerchief feels strange

Your family vacations are like a Scout outing. You create an itinerary, assign grubmasters, post a duty roster, cook in dutch ovens or prepare backpacking meals, and set up your kitchen like a patrol kitchen (complete with the 3 tub wash method).

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