Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

You didn't mind losing power to your house for three days. It would take at least two weeks for your portable light, cooking, heating, and cooling equipment to get tiresome.

You don't have time for internet porn, because you are addicted to too many scouting websites.

Your local council doesn't offer a Jamboree travel package to your liking, so you call the neighboring five councils and join their contingent instead.

You have stayed up through the entire night preparing for a scouting activity to be held the next morning.

You order a meal at a restaurant, or see a dish prepared on FoodNetwork, and think, "now how could I make this in a Dutch Oven?"

You buy a Chevrolet Caprice strictly for the fleur-de-lis hood ornament.

You regularly wear a drinking cup clipped to your belt.

You are one of three scouters at your roundtable meetings that are older than the insignia on your uniform.

Your were married at a scout camp, the bride and groom on top of the cake were in scout uniforms, you refer to the reception as a court-of-honor, and/or you gave out a patch as a wedding favor.

All the cookie cutters in your collection are paw prints, fleur-de-lis, or animal heads.

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