Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

You frequent the local thrift-shops in search of usable uniforms, although you already have more than you could ever wear.

All your dishes are either enamel-ware or lightweight aluminum, and they all have your name on them.

You think smores is one of the 4 basic food groups.

The first thing you do at the beginning of the school year is look at your schedule and see which classes can help you earn merit-badges. Then you take a copy of the requirements and a merit badge councilor application to the teacher.

You take the family on vacation, and you stop at the Scout office to pick-up a tour permit.

Your council office and/or the National BSA offices limit you to 1 call per day.

You get to that monday morning meeting at the office and can't remember which hand to shake.

You don't know how to cook for fewer than twelve.

You roast a mini-marshmallow on a paper clip over a candle; then put it on a golden graham with one chocolate chip, just to get the flavor.

You carry your own toilet paper everywhere you go.

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