Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

You spend more time doing scout paperwork, than balancing your checkbook.

You've spent years going to every training weekend they offer, but still spend 3 weekends a month doing leadership training.

You've held your current scouting position longer than you have held your last three jobs.

Every time you go to the scout shop you a) answer another customers question, b) spend at least $30, c) tell the shop staff where to find something, and/or d) take at least 30 minutes to browse the same shelf you memorized last time you were in.

You know the age of all the neighbor boys by which scouting family they are involved with, and you can't remember the girls names, let alone their ages.

You know the birthdays of everyone in your scout troop, but can't remember your mother-in-laws birthday.

You know the council and scout shop staff on a first name basis.

Monthly Pack meeting conflicts with your weekly troop meeting, and you have to decide which to attend. After all, you are in charge of both.

You can't decide which color shoulder loops to wear to your district roundtable meetings, or you wear at least 3 colors concurrently.

You can't park in your garage, because the scouting equipment is in the way.

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