Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

Your spouse makes your favorite meal for your birthday, and it is wrapped in aluminum foil.

Your Facebook friend list is mostly people who you met through scouting and/or their profile picture shows them in a scout uniform.

The MC at a fine-arts performance calls for a round of applause and you are the only one in the room whose clapping is done in a circle.

You didn't mind losing power to your house for three days. It would take at least two weeks for your portable light, cooking, heating, and cooling equipment to get tiresome.

You don't have to buy a pine scented air freshener for your car. The annual Christmas Wreath fundraiser leaves your car smelling pine-fresh all winter without need of artificial scents.

Your local council doesn't offer a Jamboree travel package to your liking, so you call the neighboring five councils and join their contingent instead.

You don't have time for internet porn, because you are addicted to too many scouting websites.

Your home decor includes what some would consider a "shrine" with neckercheifs and patrol photos.

Your special occasion table cloth is made of the Maclaren tartan.

You buy a Chevrolet Caprice strictly for the fleur-de-lis hood ornament.

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