Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

You can fit more camping gear in the trunk of you little commuter car than most guys can fit in their full-sized trucks

You get to that monday morning meeting at the office and can't remember which hand to shake.

You don't know how to cook for fewer than twelve.

You roast a mini-marshmallow on a paper clip over a candle; then put it on a golden graham with one chocolate chip, just to get the flavor.

You hope your employer will send you on another business trip soon, because you're running out of little bottles of shampoo.

You carry your own toilet paper everywhere you go.

At least half of your wardrobe is Khaki-Tan or Olive-Drab.

Every time you sit in front of the TV, your hands are busy sewing on scout badges and hemming your new uniform pants.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes, a flashlight, and a shovel, and you have to take your own TP with you.

People ask to hunt in your front yard

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